The hipster plumber cometh...

^^^^This^^^^^

 

If the bill is about double what he originally said then you know he's legit.

 

You didn't think that through did you...?

 

This man is clearly a fraud. I bet he declined a cup of strong tea. I bet he carries little sachets of herbal infusions to go with his vegan biscuits.

Here’s a top tip. Look at his hands. As an example ive not had completely clean finger nails for approximately 20 years. I mean they are hygienic but never pristine.

Does he have any decent scars, all of us have at least one decent scar from either some kind of self inflicted knife wound or in my case a hot torch.

 

He was singing the praises of Worcester boilers. You wouldn’t like him.

 

Amazing isn’t it. How the brain can instantly conjure up such incredible images of violence.

 

He also pointed out that my cock was extremely stiff, so we've got the gas folk in next week...

 

I’d hang fire on any decorating till after they’ve been if I were you. Just in case. I’m sure it will be fine. Honestly I am. But you know, I’d hate to see you waste money.

 

It’s ok. I’ve checked the house insurance. We needed a new conservatory anyway

 

Did he turn up in a VW with a plastic flower garland on the dash?

 

Just a boring Transit. Not even a No Fear sticker.

 

Yes a fraud to plumbers.

If he doesn't turn up on a penny farthing he's a fraud to hipsters.



He'll be immediately removed from the beard wax whatsapp group and vegans will unfriend him on face book.

 

He did install the stuff ironically...

 

Probably got a ‘Fear Nothing’ sticker...

 

The broken tile finger slice and hot molten lead inside the boot

 

With his man bun and your dreadies, you'd make the perfect partnership