The hipster plumber cometh...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. Goatee, manbun, and a faint whiff of patchouli. God, that man's cool.
     
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  2. @dog ban me please!
     
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  3. He doesn't smell of Boss White and fags, so I'm wondering whether he is actually qualified...
     
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  4. Look if you write @dog ban me please! it says 'dog ban me please' never knew that.

    Anyway your plumber will be a nobber.
     
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  5. You'll have sandal prints on your carpets instead.
     
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  6. my plumber in Bristol has roped me in to sort out the omnishambles of a bathroom he's been doing.

    Tiler has tiled the floor onthe wonk. Shower valve too low on the wall with a fixed riser rail so he has to hack the tiled wall out. Whoever patch skimmed one bit of the wall must have been drunk.

    He's gonna owe me big time.
     
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  7. Has he got lots of bracelets made of plaited Ptfe tape ?
     
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  8. I just hope the customer is not the one that's already in tears over their van damage.....
     
  9. Me too

    For a new bathroom it is rubbish.
     
  10. What do you think he ties his man bun up with?
     
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  11. Converses :thumbsup:
     
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  12. So he'll faceplant into the laundry basket then, instead of a handstand.
     
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  13. Have I landed on planet Zog?
     
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  14. I bet he mutters to himself as well!
    22 into there that’s teed into that
    And reduced down to 15 there and that does that and that’s across doing that.
    :)
     
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  16. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    That is wrong on two counts

    1 it's a miss use of PTFE

    2 it will leak
     
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  17. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    Noooooo
     
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  18. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    You are correct it's not me but I don't see why it couldn't be me , I've had buns
     
  19. Nope, doesn't mutter to himself, doesn't break wind when he bends down under the cabinets.

    I'm beginning to wonder whether he is actually a plumber...
     
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  20. Mmm
    Has he been out to rummage about in his van for something
    “I know I’ve got one somewhere in ere”
     
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