The Green Party

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barry Haynes, May 18, 2019.

  1. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Im thinking of holding one for Hollys birthday this year , she’ll invite all the kids from her class and Becky will serve them cabbages , Brussels, Broccoli and peas..... discuss :thumbsup:
     
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  2. I would imagine that extra gasses would accelerate global warming so would be counter productive ;)
     
  3. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    :rolleyes:
     
  4. You could give them all paper llama-hats :thumbsup:
     
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  5. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    And before the carnivores amongst us start getting upset and abusive, we will also have sausage rolls and chicken drumsticks :thumbsup:
     
  6. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    That just proves what a jockey you are not having beef burgers :gnome:
     
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  7. I hope the veg will all be organic and the meat free range. Have you considered involving the kids in the butchering of the livestock? Perhaps they could all gather round yours in the morning, and in the interests of inclusion that we are all supposed to be practicing these days, maybe they could slit the pigs throat as a group activity?
     
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  8. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I’m sure elf and safety will have something to say about that :p
     
  9. To be honest I think you’d probably be able to get some sort of local council grant for it. Maybe the kids could do some composting of the left over food waste, and if you only use non bleached paper plates.

    This could be a new business for you ‘bazzas green parties’. I know a lot of the harpenden mummies round here would jump at the chance, particularly if it offsets the carbon emissions of their 3.6lt range rover sports they drop the kids off in.
     
  10. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    Activities what a great idea, we could think of a couple then get the kids to vote on which one they want to do, then the losers if they are not happy with the result they could ask for another vote and keep going until they get the result they want, kids I ask you....... hang on :rolleyes:
     
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  11. Children eat green veg? Rarely heard of it, well mine don't, least-ways they didn't last time I had chance to check.
     
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  12. FTFY
     
  13. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    My daughter Holly told us she is now a vegetarian, today she had a bacon sandwich for breakfast and a chicken nugget happy meal for lunch:p
     
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  14. Suss

    Suss Supporter

    Good God, you are so dense at times.
    It was obviously vegetarian bacon and vegetarian chicken nuggets that she had!
    Don't you know anything??

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