The cheapest and very effective anti theft device!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by IZZYBAY, Jan 19, 2019.

  1. Fit a pair of heavily stained Y fronts around your steering wheel!!!! nb not my own idea but just had to share it,
     
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  2. I thought everybody did that?
     
  3. Suss

    Suss Supporter

    Have a word with @Barry Haynes as he the main supplier around these parts.
    Apparently he gives a good discount on multiple purchases!!:eek:
     
  4. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    I've been using a bay steering wheel very successfully as a contraceptive when tucked down my grits.

    Apparently whoever had your idea thinks like me!
     
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  5. Betty the Bay

    Betty the Bay Supporter

    Possibility of a group buy ?
     
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  6. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    What if you go commando?
     
  7. Stoplock for the steering wheel and wheel clamp is your best bet.

    Hidden tracker is a good thing too so you can find its location on Google maps and it alerts you if it the car moves

    Failing that I would consider leaving a protective staffordshire bull terrier in there
     
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  8. Tricky. I normally use an old Elton John CD taped to the steering wheel.
     
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  9. a used condom hanging on wheel
     
  10. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    What if you’ve had the snip?
     
  11. In Ireland shielsy?!, :eek::)
     
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  12. Still used
    Just empty
     
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  13. you should never go shooting with an unloaded gun lol
     
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  14. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Nothing wrong with firing blanks!
     
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  15. lol
     

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