The all new 'Post a lie about @Oscar' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015.

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  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    @oscar is currently a research assistant for Hornby trains.

    He is employed to walk the streets of Oxford dressed as Thomas the tank engine armed only with a clipboard and his natural charm which he uses to cajole information from passing foreign students regarding their first and future purchases in the Hornby Thomas the tank engine range. He is frequently told to 'go fry a kit' by chinese students, and as such in a drunken stupor has often resorted to doing so. unfortunately his landlady hasn't taken too kindly to the fire alarm going off at silly oclock in the morning and has also told him to go fry his kite.

    At present he is living in a cardboard box outside of Sainsbury's and says the work costume helps keep him warm. His ambition is to one day do two hours of pushing broom to get a 8 x 12 four bit room.
     
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    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  2. oscar

    oscar

    Oscar got into trouble with a shopkeeper in the Oxford branch of Bottoms Up, for showing them his bare bottom and asking if they have a new one he could purchase as this one has a crack and a hole in it.

    This may not actually be a lie. :D
     
    oscar, Jan 31, 2015
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  3. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Oscar is actually Professor of Comparitive Religion at Magdalene College.
     
    Terrordales, Jan 31, 2015
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  4. Keith.H

    Keith.H

    Hes tee total
     
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  5. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar once built a tree house up a lamp post in Oxford city centre, but he got caught for pole tax.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  6. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Malc, I can't see any point in this thread at all.

    He doesn't come on here anymore so he'll never see it.
     
    sANDYbAY, Jan 31, 2015
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  7. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    This is true, but he may have a friend that will tell him ( Doubt it, but who knows ) fill yer boots Bob. Lie about him until you are blue ( er ) in the face. :thumbsup:
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  8. The Bobdogs

    The Bobdogs

    Oscar smells of biscuits.....
     
    The Bobdogs, Jan 31, 2015
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  9. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar is a Muslim missionary.
     
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  10. matty

    matty Supporter

    Oscar is both the inventor and the current Programmer/developer of Photoshop
     
    matty, Jan 31, 2015
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  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar recycles used toilet paper.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  12. Razzyh

    Razzyh Supporter

    I thought your suppose to lie about him!?
     
    Razzyh, Jan 31, 2015
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  13. oscar

    oscar

    Oscar was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn’t commit, he promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.

    Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.



    If you have a problem - If no one else can help - and if you can find him - maybe you can hire oscar.
     
    oscar, Jan 31, 2015
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  14. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar broke the arm off an action man once. He told Barbie all about it and then Ken came in and ruined it all.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  15. Keith.H

    Keith.H

    Oscar is my AA sponsor
     
    Keith.H, Jan 31, 2015
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  16. SweeneyTodd

    SweeneyTodd

    @oscar is Julie Goodyear's style guru & used to craft earrings from old VW domed hubcaps. He also has an affinity with Mecca Bingo.
     
    SweeneyTodd, Jan 31, 2015
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  17. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar broke the world record for knitting the longest scarf in history. He is still knitting it as we type as he doesn't want anyone yo beat his record.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  18. sANDYbAY

    sANDYbAY On benefits-won't sponsor!

    Oscar is good with photoshop.
     
    sANDYbAY, Jan 31, 2015
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  19. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Oscar once wrestled a tiger in Abingdon high street.
     
    Poptop2, Jan 31, 2015
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  20. Lasty

    Lasty

    Oscar once tied for 9th place at a primary school 100m parents race then demoted to last place for "over-vigourous thrusting " in the sprint for the line ...


    :hattip:
     
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