Sorry boys

I've just picked up Jenny the breath lady and at the age of 71 she's found love, I'm happy for her but my god the bloke must of had his nose shot off

 

Is he Noseless Ned the nil nostrelled knacker man of Newark?

 

Congratulations Barry - I’m sure that you’ll be very happy together

 

Just because she found him doesn’t mean she can keep him , just think he might of taken her breath away.
He might have bought her some Colgate , you’ve missed art there bazzy boy

 

Once his cold clears up it could end in tears !

 

Do lose hope mate if he dumps her I'll give her your number,

 

What number wife was she then Bazza?


Or is it the soon to be

 

3 or 4 , wives are like coats you never know how many you've had do you,

 

I've only had one wife but I do have the lovely and beautiful Ms.T as a de-facto wife for nearly 30 years.
As for coats, I don't even know how many ski jackets I've got.

 

Depends if they deign to tell you they're somebody's wife I guess?