So who’s complained to the Tele?!

ow F**K off Rupert.

 

Hilarious!

 

I bet Rupert doesn't exist...it's a cry for help by the owner themselves.


Also.....sounds like a splitty owner.

 

I think we should set inspector Haynes of the yard on the case.

He can draw up a list of suspects from tlb.

 

There’s definitely some clues to be had here.

1. It’s someone who’s bay is actually capable of making a 600 mile journey

2. The article says they’ve been doing this for ten years so that rules out anyone who either not owned one that long or had one in resto for years.

3. They are clearly still married.

4. He burns easily. So he’s either fair skinned or bald. Or has a comb over.

 

“Rupert” sounds quite sane to me...

 

Next week.

“Can you please give me advice on stopping my husband Rupert throwing stuff over the fence”

Then we’ve got you!

 

Surely Rupert Haynes' prayers would be answered by two weeks in sunny Barnsley..?

 

Probably my wife ..... we don't have much luck in Scotland...started going downhill when we got married at Gretna.

 

Fixed

 

Its a bloke with a husband as I read it? Does that narrow it down a bit?!

 

"You'd get there quicker by train " ?

Shouldn't that be " at least you'll get there by train"...

 

That confused me as well. The modern world...

 

Ha ha def made up if you ask me. It was in the Telegraph - bet someone wjo works there wrote it. Must have been a thin week for real problems.

 

Still true, though...

 

I complained to the telly once. I got home from work one day after a particularly stressful day, only to see some young 20 something couple on that find a house in the country program, with a budget of one million pounds. Just what you want to hear when you’ve got home all moody. So I emailed the telly people. Never got a reply though

 

Can't resist this....



....isn't it called the Torygraph?

 

I shout at the telly all the time...