Sigmund Freud

Would you give him sweets?






My mum said no.

 

Tell me about your mother... Was it a happy childhood?

 

Well. She didn't like to share sweets.

 

I did find out earlier that I COULD be a psychopath. Should I be concerned?

 

Psychopath or cycle path? We need to draw a distinction here.

 

Do not try and be clever with me pal. I no if I'm clever enoght to kill people or be oboe to spell.
On ta bike ya psycofantic.

 

It all started when Mother refused to take me to the circus.

 

Would you like to tell me how that made you feel?
It's ok, it's between me and you.

 

Or maybe it was when they packed me off to boarding school

 

Surfing is good for a lad.

 

The closest we got to surfing at boarding school was the morning swim (which was compulsory in summer & winter)

 

i liked him on live and kicking.

 

I liked his dog, Henry.

 

So that's why you gunned down 20 pensioners in cold blood? Case dismissed Mr Terrordales. You leave this court a free man on account of your upbringing n stuff...

 

Thank you M'lud

 

sweets i like sweets , lollipop anyone