Show us your pussy cats

I can give you a loan of these.

 

Did you know Shirley Eaton used to live on Coombe Hill Road?

She was the girl that got sprayed gold in the opening scene of Goldfinger.

 

Genuine cat owner question

I’m assuming you all love you cats like us dog owners cherish our four legged friends. What I can’t get my head around is how you can sleep at night letting your most precious possessions wander the streets. I’m remember the shear panic I felt when I lost my Labrador and that was only for about an hour. Don’t you worry yourself silly that they simply won’t come home one day?

 

Was she you know one of them in the next road

 

If they stop feeding them they just find a new owner

 

Well her garden was big enough for a space ship to land in.

***Nods to Barry and taps side of nose***

 

That's the difference - cats go out at night looking to kidnap lost labradors and send ransom notes to their owners.

How much did you have to pay to get yours back ?

 

I think once mine had eaten the entire contents of their fridge he just let himself out.

 

Will this work with my wife? God I hope so.

 

We’re not allowed catflaps here but even if we were my mog wouldn’t be allowed out all night - the bigger boy cats pick on her

This does mean that I am often out in my pjs in the street after midnight while she sniffs around other folks yards. It’s a class act!

 

She's not there is she, I wondered why you was being so brave

 

Nothing I haven’t already said to her face. And much much worse.

 

One of ours came back after 6 years - must have been some party

 

Coombs Hill Kingston?


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No, combe hill road East Grinstead, lots of dodgy people live in combe hill road

 

East Grinstead

 

This is why being a cat owner would freak me out. I used to hate it if I got back home a little later than expected to my lab. I’d literally not sleep if he’d been roaming the streets on his own at night.