Scooby conversation

Against the grain but here goes
I’ve got I’ll health & am crap at Mercanic’s messing in general
I’m going down the the scooby route bought a 1 owner low low mileage blob eye so in my bus is 1600 single port turn key will sort a video of it up and running tomorrow now I’m back home too dark now I also bought re/con 1600 twin port un fitted both will be for sale soon any interests or offers feel free to hit me kind regards nick

 

Didn’t understand a word ...if a for sale ad needs price ,pics and location

 

Nothing really for sale mate saying that everything is for sale I’d up sticks and move house tomorrow if some one dropped a Bog roll of cash over a quarter million on the table
I ain’t short of cash by any means or need to sell anything plenty of room. In my unit for any thing I remove off the bus well that’s a lie I do apologise I won’t be removing anything Ile paying someone’s wages to do it as I said in my post!!!!!! Sorry you struggled to understand I’m having a Subaru put in my bus so apologies to you no worries & kind regards to you I live inStourbridge DY9 cheers

 

Ah, well if you’re from Stourbridge no wonder we can’t understand you

 

Carry on Sir your doing fantastic congratulations to the keyboard warrior with the jimmy Saville avatar have a lovely Day me old china

 

He's only joshing. To be fair, I'm from Amblecote and I can't really understand what you're trying to say.

 

who are you having do your scooby conversion

 

Absolutely. It’s just TLB humour. Still, first time I’ve been called a “keyboard warrior”

 

I thought you were a " Keyboard Worrier"

 

Is that similar to a keyboard botherer? Well nothing was proved and I maintain my innocence

 

That's right, Operation Yewtree was never able to hold anything against you.

 

what year is the subaru?

 

Did Jimmy Saville smoke a pipe?

 

What’s a blob eye? sounds painful

 

Ask @Suss , I think he got it last time he visited Bazza

 

British Gas, I heard.

 

It's the Brummie pronunciation of that annoying pink inflatable character that Noel Edmunds created.

Probably more buoyant than a Lidl kayak........

 

Ar, Mr Blobeye. Very popular een the Black Coontray.

 

Understood every word mate , nice to see someone who is prepared to help others in need of less powerful engines . As for “old keyboard wobbler “ take no notice I’ve been called a lot worse ,they just don’t understand proper inglish init bruv . Good luck with the conversion and I’d have a chat with @pkrboo he does conversions and knows his carrots n onions