Saw this yesterday...

If he had a whimsical romance it'd be Shindlers trist .

 

If he was stood next some one who farted and he breathed through his nose it'd be Schindlers whiffed.

 

If he caught fire it'd be Schindlers crisp.

 

If he went on a date and got to 1st base it'd be Schindlers kissed.

 

@Pony ... tell me. Where would he wear his watch?

 

On a chain?

 

If he went out in the fog it'd be Schindlers mist.

 

Anyone ever work in electronics?

 

Sent from my mobile communicating device thing using Talkatap.

 

.... Trowbridge eh?
in "Somerset" eh?
Where "inpatients" go eh?
An escalator with a 13 person limit eh?

 

Things are just escalating as usual .

 

Genuinely, no word of a lie, I went to school with a kid called King, first name Wayne.

 

You're going to need some coats when @Terrordales wakes up.......

 

I had an old French teacher that used to call the boys "Master {surname}". She went such a gorgeous shade of crimson, when she realised the sniggering was at her greeting of a lad with the surname Bates

 

I know a keven Hunt...

 

I know a John Arthur

 

And a peter nisbett

 

Also known as "The Waltz King"

 

Names have been taken.