Right, who was it ?

Which one of you signed me up to the Conservative party mailing list?

 

Bazza, who else? He must like you, no one else has been signed up.

 

Certainly wasn't me "I would rather be dead in a ditch"
Ready....Aim.....F

 

Have you made a pledge yet?

 

I believe there is a spare ditch waiting for a body!

 

I've been getting them for a few weeks now, from the entire cabinet apparently.

I've kept them all so I can go back to see how many of their pledges are in the manifesto, and how many just disappear up the Tory $hitpipe.