Rick Astley

Very hairy armpits...

 

She was German so perfectly normal

 

What if Julie Andrews had sung about things that got right on her t*ts?

 

What if Mud developed a deep dislike of felid metatarsals?

 

If you look in the shed behind the pots of paint you will find a quad bike

@Terrordales

 

She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee

 

YES Tony, that is the way to Amarillo.

 

I found the way to San Jose with no problems, using my GPS. Hardly any traffic at all.

 

What if the Spice Girls decided that a zigga-zigga wasn't actually what they wanted at all?

 

What if Tom Jones found Delilah was actually ok and not a bad egg

 

What if she gave him a short Powerpoint presentation explaining exactly why?

 

Interestingly, "Bono" is the Irish Gaelic word for "tw @t".

 

This HAS to be true. And if it isn’t, it should be!

First argument I had with a boyfriend was because I casually mentioned the world renowned fact that ‘bono is a knob’. He got really cross and started defending bono, I thought he was kidding so laughed. The crosser he got the more I laughed. Obviously.

It didn’t last but I hear he still loves bono.


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I think fame went to his head. He can carry a tune, but he is basically a prize knob...

 

Exactly! A fact accepted the world over

*screengrabs post* * searches fb for Mardy arse ex*



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Don't get me involved!

 

Have you ever seen Bill Baileys musical interpretation of The Edge's guitar prowess - he plays the riffs with the fuzz box and then without - brilliant - The Edge my arse

 

Never trust a man who wears a hat while playing the guitar...

 

No but will google it now


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Who Bono or @Ermintrude s ex boyfriend