PRESENT FOR BAZZA

Hope Matrons looking after you Bazza

 

Those prison wards are pretty flash these days.

I got you a book to read.

 

Is Baz aware there’s an Uber driver in the bed next to him?

 

Crikey @snotty , that's his blood pressure off the scale now!

 

The doctor said I can get back driving after 3 weeks and I can have sex in 4 weeks I thanked him for the offer but told him Im a happily married man

 

See what happens when I'm away and I leave you lot in charge, @Bumblebee starts a thread in mech tec about doing a front bush and not one of you posted smut @crossy2112 @snotty @Geordie @Jack Tatty @jivedubbin @Luca @Suss @SweeneyTodd hang your heads in shame

 

"Sob, sob, I've let him down ..

 

On the upside, you're now on "The List".

 

Coo!!...

 

@philntfc I see you had a good win yesterday

 

Sorry Bazza, while you've been busy with your plumbing I've been busy with my electrics .

Well thats my excuse

 

@Barry Haynes

BAZZA, BAZZA. It wasn't me, it was @crossy2112.
He told us all that we couldn't do it and if we did he'd give us all a Chinese burn.
He said he was trying to turn this into a proper, sensible forum!

 

Ye right!!

 

Many have tried.

All have failed.

A sensible forum? You jest !

 

@Barry Haynes
Sorry the shame

 

I'm going home, I'm in pain but at least I'm out of here, I must say what a fantastic job the doctors and nurses at East Surrey Hospital do, the sister asked me if I've got anything at home to help with the pain, I said I've got an Henry in the shed I don't think that's what she meant

 

East Surrey Hospital you say?
I’ll order you a 50 taxi’s
what else could we order him come-on @crossy2112 we could have some fun.

 

You're too late I'm going home as soon as I'm disconnected

 

Looks like we have to be quick- Uber on its way. Pizza, chips and a hottest ruby they have

 

Great shed news @Barry Haynes , plus please to hear you're well