PM's just resigned

Is that what you want? What you really, really want?

 

Weeeel...those tight cat suits may cause unpleasant chafing

 

I find that talcum powder helps...

 

Speaking from experience Snots? Well, you’ve always been willing to suffer for your art

 

Sorry bud - there really isn't.

The Civil Service is known for its lack of talented individuals, which is why so few ever go to private sector and simply drift around various local and central government departments.

Big difference between being genuinely nice people, and having a mindset that you are entrusted with people's information and taxes and consequentially you should be giving them a top quality service - rather than hiding shortcoming by outsourcing it to private sector who offer little value and huge expense.

 

There have been some good brains over the years though, although rare. Agree that the public sector is to some extent a refuge for the talentless. They wouldn't last five minutes in the real world.

Edit: actually, a large extent.

 

Just had a thought, actually. @Barry Haynes : are you tired of cab driving? Fancy a new job?

 

The Queen has the right to do this I believe.

 

First thing I’d do is reopen all the coal mines, that will keep all the whinging northerners happy

 

Would you give them indoor plumbing, Baz, or is that a step too far?

 

And double taxi fares

 

In my household, Larry the cat would get all four votes.

 

That's the problem - something like 99% have never worked outside of the Civil Service and actually think they are really good at what they do!

 

Mmm. Bigger hair for sure.
OK - but your shares in Harmony hairspray now, they’re gonna rocket.

 

When we get Brexit, I'm sending all the people who voted Leave on a holiday picking carrots in East Anglia in January, to show them the best paid jobs in the Britain they voted for.. or did I dream that ?