Plumbing

What time are you coming to fit my bath

 

Bern’s Bodged Baths will get back to you shortly.

 

I want my money back

 

Ask him how it came to £450.00 when a plastic cistern is £35.00

 

I do roofing too

 

How much does 637 rolls of PTFE tape cost ?

 

That's it you've got it

 

Can you start in the morning

 

He'd have to come round for an initial tooth-suck. No charge.

 

That's good cos I've been charged before

 

I'd expect a slow head-shake as well, if you're paying.

 

Billed her £85 for that.


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And tuts

 

One of these would have been more like it:

Would have left less of a mess of short bridging pipe underneath too.


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Don't expect him anytime soon. He's a plumber now!

 

And roofer