Outrageous conspiracy theories

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by rustbucket, Mar 23, 2020.

  1. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    So can the reality be any less outrageous than the fantasy? Having read around it, this seems to be the real cause....

    Mankind have put wildlife under heavy heavy duress, so many animals that would not cross paths historically are forced in to ever smaller eco systems - our de-forrestisation in the developing world is a major trigger of unique eco systems.

    In Africa, Asia and South America mankind is taking traditional village sized ways of living and scaling them up to million plus city eco systems, this is less of an issue in the developed world as we have infrastructures to support it...sewers, out of town dumps, fresh water, food supply chains.

    The distinction is that we don’t have markets where raw camel meat is sold next to live snakes, lizards, rats, bats etc....in Africa and South America add chimpanzee meat and monkeys. All sold and stored with zero hygiene, often next to wet areas with no sanitisation and the town dump.

    So parasites and viruses, diseases etc. are jumping species in the wild, and also mankind’s none scalable food supply chains are creating perfect environments across the globe....you couldn’t build better breeding grounds than these wet markets.

    Man made? You bet ya.

    Man designed? Nope

    First of many? You bet ya.


    I read a case where one small village in the Congo caught and ate a Chimpanzee, as they probably had done across history. It had Ebola and killed 90% of the village.

    If Ebola cold carry itself like measles, or Covid-19 mankind would be back to living in huts in tiny communities in a year. Or less. 10% of us having survived.

    If nothing else this whole thing needs to get all humans reconnected to what it is we are doing to the planet and how Mother Nature will balance the books in her own way.
     
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  2. It's filthy markets that's the problem not "mother nature" where the hell has that phrase come from?
     
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  3. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    It’s a common phrase to describe whatever evolutionary journey the planet is on. It’s used to describe things well beyond mankind’s control.

    If you are religious it could be ‘the grand design’.

    If you aren’t it described the forks in the road that evolution has taken.

    Throughout history there are markers where dominant species haven cut back...be in ice age or Ash die back etc.


    You could call it luck....but history points to consistent pruning as it were, so I don’t think luck covers it.


    The markets are an end point, we can’t not collectively own this....palm oil in our western products through to sharp sand in our buildings is destroying habitats not just poor people trying to survive terrible existences.
     
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  4. Lazy Andy

    Lazy Andy Supporter

    It's Amazon's fault. Bear with me...

    They've been filming at Tottenham Hotspur all season and are releasing a fly on the wall documentary of the season next year. They have conspired to have Spurs reach and ultimately lose last years Champions League final to Liverpool, then oversee the rapid decline of the team under Mauricio Pottechino through the first part of the year, bring in Drama Queen Mourinho, instructed Harry Kane to pull up injured, Son to break his arm (miraculously scoring one of the goals of the season 65min after the break), have Ndombele take out a years subscription to Walkers crisps for a bit of advertising revenue.

    Then the teams around them put on a run of results and Spurs are faced with an uphill struggle to claw back any sort of outcome from the season while aforementioned Liverpool are on the verge of lifting their first title in 32 years. Then, a mysterious virus starts to disrupt sporting fixtures and the manager of arch rivals Arsenal is one of the first UK cases of the deadly virus (no coincidence). During the imposed period of isolation, Kane gets fit, Son gets fit, Ndombele runs out of crisps and gets fit, Mourinho has an epiphany and names an unchanged side for the remaining games of the season - winning all those remaining games and finishing the season, as it begun, in second place behind Liverpool.

    Oh, the drama.
     
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  5. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    you have taken outrageous to a new level!! :)
     
  6. To be honest I’d take that
     
  7. Did I see your old van on tv tonight ?
     
  8. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Try this one then...
    *WELL PLAYED CHINA....*

    *SCENE 1 :*
    The curtain opens: China becomes ill, enters a "crisis" and paralyzes its trade. The curtain closes.

    *SCENE II.*
    The curtain opens: The Chinese currency is devalued. They do not do anything. The curtain closes.

    *SCENE III.*
    The curtain opens:: Due to the lack of trade of companies from Europe and the USA that are based in China, their shares fall 40% of their value.

    *SCENE IV.*
    The curtain opens:: The world is ill, China buys 30% of the shares of companies in Europe and the US at a very low price. The curtain closes.

    *SCENE V.*
    The curtain opens: China has controlled the disease and owns companies in Europe and the US. And he decides that these companies stay in China and earn $ 20,000Billions. The curtain closes. How is the play called?

    *SCENE VI:*
    *Checkmate!*

    *ReAmazing but true*

    Two videos have passed between yesterday and today that convinced me of something I suspected, but had no basis. It was just my speculation. Now I am convinced that the coronavirus was purposely propagated by the Chinese themselves.

    At first they were too prepared. Three weeks after the start of the roll, 14 days and a 12,000-bed hospitals were already under construction. And they really built them in two weeks.

    Awesome.

    Yesterday they announced that they had stopped the epidemic. They appear in videos celebrating, they announce that they even have a vaccine. How could they create it so quickly without having all the genetic information? Well if you are the owner of the formula it is not difficult at all.
    And today I just saw a video that explains how Den Xiao Ping gave the west a half stick. Due to the coronavirus, the actions of Western companies in China fell dramatically. China I just hope, when they went down enough they bought them. Now the companies, Created by the USA and Europe in China with all the technology put in by these exchanges and their capital they passed into the hands of China, which is now rising with all that technological potential and will be able to set prices at will to sell everything they need to the West. How are you?

    None of this could have happened by chance. China who cared that a few old men died? Fewer old-age pensions to pay, but the loot has been huge. And right now the West is financially defeated, in crisis and stunned by the disease. And without knowing what to do.

    Masterfully diabolic. It had to be the communists. |

    Adding to this, they are now the single largest owners of US treasury with 1.18 trillion holding surpassing Japan.
    An instrument that has seen the most rally

    One ☝ prospective & Analogy
    -------_--------------_-------////-//////
    How come Russia & North Korea have Low or Zero incidence of Covid- 19 ?

    Is it because they are staunch allies of China

    On the other hand USA / South Korea / United Kingdom / France / Italy / Spain and Asia are severely hit

    How come Wuhan is suddenly free from the deadly virus?

    China says that the drastic initial measures that they took were very stern and Wuhan was locked down to contain the spread to other areas

    Why Beijing was not hit ? Why only Wuhan?

    It is interesting to ponder upon.. right ?

    Well ..Wuhan is open for business now

    Covid - 19 needs to be seen in the backdrop of the arm twisting of China by USA in the trade war

    America and all the above mentioned countries are devastated financially

    Soon American economy will collapse as planned by China.

    China knows it CANNOT defeat America militarily as USA is at present THE MOST POWERFUL country in the world.

    So use the virus...to cripple the economy and paralyse the nation and its Defense capabilities.

    I am sure Nancy Pelosi got a part in this.... to topple Trump....

    Lately President Trump has always been telling of how the GREAT American economy was improving on all fronts and jobs were coming back to the USA

    The only way to destroy his vision of making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN is to create an ECONOMIC HAVOC.

    Nancy Pelosi was unable to bring down Trump through impeachment.....so work along with China to destroy Trump by releasing a virus.

    Wuhan's epidemic was a showcase.

    At the peak of the virus epidemic....China's President Xi Jinping...just wore a simple RM1 facemask to visit those effected areas.

    As President he should have been covered from head to toe.....but that was not the case.

    He was already injected to resist any harm from the virus....that means a cure was already in place before the virus was released

    China's vision is to control the World ECONOMY by buying up stocks now from countries facing the brink of severe ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.....Later China will announce that their Medical Researchers have found a cure to destroy the virus

    Now China shall OWN the stocks of All Western Alliances and these countries will soon be slave to their NEW MASTER..... CHINA
     
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  9. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    All that requires the West to act honourably and meekly surrender all because of numbers on a computer screen. Yeah right. Lol
     
  10. I like the asteroid one better.
     
  11. Cats did it because we like dogs more..
    My dog has just told me
     
  12. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    I blame Greta. She poisoned McDonalds and stopped all the air travel. Look how clean the sky is...
     
  13. I noticed that too. Might be just good weather or might be no pollution at all.
     
  14. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    It's easy.
    After we beat the aliens with a virus in War of the Worlds. The aliens developed a worse virus and sent it back.
    Look out for the pods coming out of the ground soon folks.
     
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  15. Look at @Terrordales timings this year, the few days "radio operating" and accidentally going on "holiday" to Taz which we'll all know to be one of the best places for an international criminal masterminds hideout. Just saying, like.
     
  16. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    Im surprised Camperjam isn't at fault :thinking:
     
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  17. Do you think he has one of those big underground bases where a volcano moves . All made from blue pallets
     
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  18. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

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    Erm... the first thing I saw when I opened the door this morning...


    Dah, Dah, Daaaaaahhh....
     
  19. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    View from t’gate....almost volcano like clear sky’s

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  20. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Great campervan weather! Nice fat air!
     

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