Outrageous conspiracy theories

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by rustbucket, Mar 23, 2020.

  1. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    I’m searching for your spy cam......


    Tbh it’s lots of good intentions and bright ideas, I just remind them that time and physics (you can’t fit a two inch poo down a one inch pipe) mean we don’t have time for abstract.

    But you have to let them run with the barrels (like on jaws) to eventually surface.


    Then shove a diving tank in their gob and shoot it.
     
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  2. I've just heard that panic buying in M and S has impacted underpants sales and they only have very small pants left.



    I knew it would end in tears
     
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  3. I watched a news report from wuhan the other day,
    and there was this smug woman on there saying how well they did to rid wuhan of the virus .
    She said I wonder if the rest of the world could rid itself as easily as we did .
     
  4. She won't be saying that when China goes back to work, and it all kicks off again, worse than before...
     
  5. I wouldn't be surprised if people who have had it and recover will still be spreaders - then there will be a second (and 3rd) wave - just as there was with Spanish flu in 1918-1920
     
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  6. And for artistic impression : 5.9, 5.8, 5.9
     
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  7. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    And roots of roses.
     
  8. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Bruce Willis will get there first!
     
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  9. I bet David Icke's having a field day...
     
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  10. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Clangers. It was them the whole time. The soup dragon, is a Chinese dragon.
    He sent down loads of noodle soup in an attempt to poison the population. So that the clangers could come and live in the wheelie bins, as all there lids have rusted away.The soup spread worldwide into Souper Markets, giving everyone the runs, hence the toilet paper panic buy.



    Do I win a fiver ?
     
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  11. It was the Soup Dragon, that was created by the US in Area 51 by the Rothschilds. See my Facebook page for full details.
     
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  12. CollyP

    CollyP Moderator

    It was @zedders

    He was so angry that @paradox and I had similar colour vans to his that he planned to wipe us out to teach us a lesson.
    Everything else has just been a distraction so his cunning master plan could manifest undetected!

    or not...
     
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  13. Yea but he has to be on his own in the field
     
  14. Pick up your winnings on the way out
     
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  15. mikedjames

    mikedjames Supporter


    Err nearly. ...

    https://www.space.com/asteroid-1998-or2-earth-flyby-april-2020.html


    There are a good number that keep just missing.
     
  16. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    Ooh... where from?
     
  17. Blimey mike. I’m now wondering if I have some sort of ESP. I’d better buy a lottery ticket.
     
  18. Soggz

    Soggz An inquisitive supporter

    It’s as true as the existence of any ‘God’.
     
  19. Suss

    Suss Supporter

    I think it's because of the cold weather you have ESP.
    I guess your talking about your Extra Small P.........?o_O
     
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  20. To be fair I suffer with that whatever the weather
     
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