I'm guessing everybody got one of these with their new bus from 1974-1979, as it was printed in '74 and came with my '79. I rarely see any other copies of it and it's pretty handy for a VW newbie, so I've scanned mine in it's entirety for anybody who would like a copy. It's a series of two-page charts, so you will really want to print it out and have it bound in order for it to make any sense. If you want to duplicate the original, it measures 19cm X 19cm. Scanning was a little tedious and my mind wandered a few times, so if I missed anything just let me know. http://s837.photobucket.com/albums/zz296/kellydosch/vwtroubleshooting/ Get a load of this cover, will ya? I think Freud would have had much to say about it. :
Freud, as we all know, thought that 'sex' was at the 'root' of everything. His evidence for the Oedipus Complex was, apparently, derived from an early childhood experience when he found himself aroused by a glimpse of his mother. He assumed that all men felt like this and, if they denied it, they were all obviously 'repressed'. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex What a twazzock. He ommited to factor in that he, himself, was 'wet nursed' as a baby and actually raised initially (and breast fed) by a Nanny. Consequently he never developed the 'incest taboo' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest_taboo and that was why he subsequently found his own mother sexually attractive. Being enormously egocentric he assumed that all men were fundamentally like him, just in different stages of repression, he, of course being 'enlightened'. Big twazzock. Having said that...all those arrows and boobies are a bit distracting. ;D
Well clearly the blue globes are being bugger-injected whilst the yellow mams oversee the process. Now are we to believe that breast-feeding causes incestuous tendencies? And furthermore, bottle feeding leads one to find incest properly distasteful? Let's see. If I know my Harry Potter, I believe you people have a word for that. Codswallop.
Further proof that Freud was a complete nut-job. Although it is hard to look at that cover and not wonder what was lurking in the artist's subconscious. I also wonder if the artist would be shocked to have the obvious pointed out to him/her. It reminds me of a classic episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. The grandmother took up sculpting and accidentally sculpted a huge vagina without realizing it. That was some funny sh*t. What? I can type vagina and injection-bugger but the word o.r.a.n.g.e. gets edited? Very strange forum.
I had started looking through the scans, having diverted my attention from the blue bits, only to find I had forgotten to read the title - Troubleshooting guide for Electronic Fuel Injection. Oh no, a blow job! It's a guide for those who like to squirt fuel rather than suck it. Now where's my hammer.....
