One for the plumbers

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dazza, Oct 29, 2019.

  1. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    No wonder you’re all as mad as a box of frogs ..

    Having just changed a bath mixer tap I can see why ... plenty of choice words were screamed :mad:

    I’d wired and fitted 4 Down lights in half the time it took to do it ..
     
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  2. Plumbers are weird
     
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  3. On a plastic bath it's a dodle on a cast iron bath where the taps are set in red leaded putty it's impossible
     
  4. o_O
     
  5. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    :eek: Took me a lot of effort on a plastic bath with only a hammer and screwdriver
     
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  7. Why do all plumbers tools look like they've come out of a sado-masochists dungeon ?
     
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  8. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    I used one of those , to be honest it was only made difficult by the plumber who did the original install, the pipe work made it very difficult to get the spanner in easily and get some purchase on it , I’d bet he ( or she) piped the tap and drops up before fitting the tub
     
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  9. It’s all that knicker-sniffing they do...
     
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  10. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    I had ones in a cast iron bath where the tap holes in the bath were square, as was the base of the taps and everything had seized. It took 2 of us over an hour to get it off. :(
     
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  11. We had square holes and square taps when everything was made in England ,the foreign stuff with round holes started to come from Europe when the trade barriers came down but we still had square taps , chuffing nuisance
     
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  12. All part of the fun
     
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  13. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    :eek:
     
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  14. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    v funny! :)
     
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  15. But we have the satisfaction that all Continental tap threads are really British. Johnny Foreign thinks he's got DIN tap connectors, but really they're 1/2" and 3/4" BSP.

    Ha! That'll teach them to install bidets and eat croissants.
     
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  16. Wait till we have to go merican!
     
  17. We did go “American” with Unified threads in the 60s. Your old Ford Cortina was held together with’em.
     
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  18. Hmm, so that's why could I look at the road under the nearside wheel arch from the passenger seat then!
     
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