note to

UK customs

I'm not going Calais

 

dieppe ready n waiting

 

Tell everyone why don't you.

 

beware newhaven my friend works their

 

Its okay Barney he'll be travelling above the floor not underneath....

 

Newhaven is the best for customs, we always get stopped but only to chat about the Bus, never checked out or searched.
Friendly, real people which in that job is rare.

 

Is he over the fence yet?

 

No but soon

 

There is someone I know on jk that works at Portsmouth customs

 

Which tunnel you using? Tom , Dick or Harry?

 

@poptop2 , @volkswombat . Can you have a quick check under your trailers, just to make sure there are no illegals clinging to the chassis?

 

They must be on x holiday, was no one part from a lonely passport looker.

 

at least the smokes died down now

 

That tight sod @poptop2 wouldn't give us one of your english tupences to make a phone call.

 

I've been plane spotting for the last 2hrs

 

I would if my last shift of the year hadn't been taken off me. Gave me more drinking time though!