Not VW: Any teachers looking for a job?

I don't care what OFSTED have said about my new school in the past, I know the quality of its new leadership and the quality of my colleagues and we will soon be out of Special Measures. The school needed to be put in Special Measures when it happened and huge changes have happened (including recruiting me as a Head of Faculty!).

However, we have hit a plateau in recruitment- and I am in desperate need of two teachers- one to teach French and one to teach English. Because of the nature of the childrens' past experience, I would not recommend a newly qualified or inexperienced teacher to apply, but if any of you know of someone who might be interested, please point them in my direction - or at http://www.tes.co.uk/job/teacher-of-english-brandon-260066/

Please don't be shy in sharing this with your contacts.

 

***** it, I'll give it a go.

 

Send me your CV, Bernie,- or don't be shy, post it here for all to see!

 

not sure Mr. Fishtrouser's CV would make for pleasant reading tbh.....

 

ten out of ten for brevity and punctutation...

 

Hi - retired as head of physics 11 years ago - but my son was made redundant from his CDT post last term and is looking for another post. - but I think Suffolk is a bit far to travel from Lancashire - good luck in your search for the right applicant.

 

if i apply are you still allowed to hit them like when i was at school? i'd love that.
let me know, i can do inglish or i hablo espanola too so i'm qualified, plus i once saw a picture of the eyefull tower.

 

And I suppose, Ricky, that you also speak fluent Norfolk, so that would help you communicate with the children...

 

yarp.

 

I am a brilliant and gifted mathematician, with a BA in Fine Art.
My work has been exhibited in Tate Britain and I am banned from Tescos.

 

Don't ask me to teach kids today the way some of them are with their horrible self righteous attitude ! ....as for the parents WELL i ask you.

 

This is what school should still be like Never did me any harm

 

I got my QTS in 2007 and promptly gave it up otherwise I'd be writing this post from a prison cell!

Having said that, there are some great kids about too, they're not all turd bags

 

Just started my ninth year teaching and I'm seriously considering leaving it. So much ticking of boxes and hoops to go through.

 

betties son head of IT at comp school has just quit , he says its mad and getting out of control now .

 

I teach IT too. Only so much databases a man can take.

 

his wife was too but she does proof reading now at home and marks exams .

 

What's he working as now?

 

consultant , not bad money £75 hr

 

A good 'can do' attitude. I can't understand why you're not already hired.