My sausage

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barneyrubble, Sep 4, 2019.

  1. is half the size it used to be , any one else noticed how things are reducing in size , what have you noticed the most ? 4A17E156-4A59-48E2-A047-C7F55FD149B2.jpeg
     
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  2. Print. Need glasses to make it out nowadays. Must be getting smaller, can't be me.
     
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  3. People often say Wagon Wheels, But isn’t that because we had smaller Jimmy Shands when we were saucepan lids? Crikey! I’m starting to rabbit and pork like Baz! :eek:
     
  4. I got it at Morrison’s :thinking:
     
  5. I thought that was a dog poo bag:eek::eek::eek:
     
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  6. People say I talk a load of jacksons:thumbsup:
     
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  7. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Mod

    I was hoping it wasn't human.
     
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  8. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Mod

    You do !
     
  9. My bank balance
     
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  10. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift Mod

    You get paid in sausages?
     
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  11. I don't think you're supposed to keep it like that after its dropped off.

    0range bits on Jaffa cakes
    My muscles
    Stature of politions ...
     
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  12. You m
    You mean a Witches Purse. :thumbsup:
     
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  13. someone has bitten your sausage Barneytrubble :eek:
     
  14. No they havnt the strings still on both ends :rolleyes:
     
  15. nahh, they rejoined it after taking a munch :hattip: :D
     
  16. You seeeeem to know a lot about my sausage , have you been involved in the mass shortenings of sausages in the sarf , mr speaker can I ask the gentleman if he can defend his actions :eek:
     
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  17. Yes. Doesn’t everyone?

    Is this why I get strange looks in the Halifax when I try to pay my mortgage?
     
  18. If you’re trying to slip your sausage into the deposit box that would certainly raise some eyebrows.
    Worse still slapping one on the counter in front of a bank teller, they tend to take a dim view of such actions.


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  19. If you want it sliced put it in one of them sausage counting machines they have in there now :D
     
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