My milkshake...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Apr 22, 2019.

  1. ...brings all the boys to the yard.

    I suppose I should be flattered, but sometimes it’s really inconvenient.

  2. Put your prices up. Simple economics really. Your milkshake is too cheap and therefore too attractive. You need to do what your mother told you years ago and be a bit more selective about who gets your tasty milk based products.
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  3. that a euphemism?
  4. I can’t see the interest in dairy-based products, TBH
  5. You think you’ve got it bad? All the single ladies round here keep on telling me if I like it then I shoulda put a ring on it! Like what? And put a ring on what, that’s what I’d like to know!?!? Wimmin!!!!! :rolleyes:
  6. An o-ring, perhaps, or some alternative type of sealing mechanism? You'd think they'd be more specific.
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  7. Yes and a song lyric.
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  8. I believe folk round here refer to it as a ‘Prince Albert’
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  9. They do those at our local Weatherspoons. Won’t let you in without one.
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  10. Poptop2

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  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Sometimes I wonder about your music library as much as your underwear choices!
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  12. If you’re concerned about the type of person your milkshake is attracting, have you considered going slightly more upmarket with other milk based offerings, or perhaps even offering non dairy alternatives? decaffeinated skinny latte, half caf extra hot soya milk cappuccino, double macchiato with cherry yum yums and chocolate sprinkles, or maybe just a nice pot of tea?
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  13. I don’t want any hipsters. And folk can get a nice pot of tea down the garden centre.
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  14. Snotty, Snotty, Snotty! You’re sitting in a potential gold mine here. Hipsters are ripe for fleecing. Just advertise your dairy beverages as “Craft milkshake” flavoured with century old Tibetan monks’ urine. Serve it in a tramps boot. You can charge what you like. The terminally hip will pay handsomely. You’ll be retiring to a yacht in the Bahamas before the year is out, you see if you don’t.
  15. I agree entirely, I think if you ignore the chai latte and double expresso americano with oat milk and no foam brigade, you may as well just get a big padlock for the yard and drink the milkshake on your own.
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  16. I see from what you have written here, that you have already been to Catherine Hill in Frome...
  17. Moons

    Moons Moderator

    If it's not 'earth friendly' and carbon neutral they won't be riding their dodgy bikes with no brakes to Snotty's anytime soon.
  18. Hipster central?
  19. Gah. Can’t get that bloody song out of my head now :(

    Laa laa laa la la...
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  20. Is it triple thick ?

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