Man pops into shop to buy lottery ticket..

This is one luck guy...

I would have been having a word or 10 with the numpty driver...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng.../cctv-footage-shows-man-hit-by-bus-in-reading

 

hell fire. love the way he just walks into the shop like nothing happened! how the hell did he get away with that!

 

pick ya self up
brush ya self down
and start all over again
te dum te dum de dum te dum ..

 

Probably a good job the bus driver swerved to try to avoid him. Otherwise the bus would have been in the shop. Can't see why the driver hasn't been done for dangerous driving.

 

I never had as much fun as that when I was a bus driver. I wonder what job he's got now?

 

The nerve of the man! Standing in the way like that!

 

if I'd been that guy I would have bought a lottery ticket

 

It is Reading !! Normal behaviour !!

 

If I lived in Reading, I'd want to be hit by a bus.

 

What are the Taxi driver like then?

 

Walked in to a pub for a beer straight afterwards.

 

We don't run people over we just pick up the drunk and vulnerable and take them home oh yes almost forgot, we do take a sack full of money off them too.