Man Flu

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Geordie, Jan 19, 2019.

  1. Ive Got Man Flu 100 time worse then normal, I'm as weak as a kitten any advice please.
     
  2. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Tape the tv remote to your arm it will save you asking feebly to have it passed to you
     
  3. Buy a scratching post and a litter tray :D
     
  4. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    Alcohol.
     
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  5. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    I concur.
    Hot milk and whiskey,wrap up,and go to bed for a day or so and sweat it out.
    Works for me.
     
  6. Day

    Day

    I seem never to suffer with flu or cold.

    My preventative medicine is proven good also for a whole list of health benefits...
    but not for everyone..


    A clove or 2 of raw garlic each day.
     
  7. Pudelwagen

    Pudelwagen Supporter

    You can't catch any germs because nobody will go near you!:D
     
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  8. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    My wife's grandfather swears by sprinkling tumuric on his dinner,it's a great natural antiimflammatory ,apparently,instead of salt. He's 97 this year...
     
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  9. matty

    matty Supporter

    Feel for you
    I’ve had it since the beginning of December, Drs just put me on antibiotics on Thursday but they haven’t kicked in yet
     
  10. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    You need stronger ones then.
     
  11. vinnyboy

    vinnyboy Supporter

    Same here. Proper feeling sorry for myself. Went to bed at five last night and just got up now. I don’t have time for this malarkey :(
     
  12. I had it over Christmas.... saved loads of money mind.. first sober new year I've had since I was a teenager.. and that was a fair few years ago.. is soup the remedy?? Not sure myself..
     
  13. Suss

    Suss Supporter

    Don't be such a tart!
    You know as well as we do that it's not man flu, it's your badness and Pikeyness coming out!!

    Sent from my mobile communicating device thing using Talkatap.
     
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  14. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    Tonight , have half a tumbler of any old whisky , drop a couple of sachets of beechams power into it , stir and knock back , go to bed with a t shirt and joggers - in the morning wake up , have a shower and feel 100%
     
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  15. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    @Geordie is this why you got kicked out of Geordie land o_O
    Move sarf and complete the job of becoming soft :)
     
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  16. Ill have you know ive been working and fitted 90m2 of flooring and with man flu. most people would have died.
     
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  17. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    :rolleyes:
     
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  18. well ive done all that without the whisky, is this where im going wrong.
     
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  19. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    Yes
     
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  20. @crossy2112 You on holiday yet.
     

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