Kayak £39.99 Lidl. Bargain or waste of space?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by paulcalf, Jun 6, 2019.

  1. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Yes but yours might be a bit of a let down :rolleyes:
     
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  2. Louey

    Louey Moderator

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    :lol:
    I remember my ex brother in law pushing the narrow boat we had hired off from the towpath. He fell in and even on his knees wasn't even up to his waist - he is 6ft 4 though:D
     
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  3. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    You can get stuck in the silt/shopping trolley tho! Some canals have wicked undertows too.

    This looks just like the sort of thing I may think is a fab bargain! Cheers @paulcalf :)
     
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  4. It looks a bit inflatable air bed to me. I suspect it will fold in two when you sit in it. I have a Decathlon two seater though and it is great! Green to match the van obvs!
     
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  5. I've had one for a few years, it's fine. I've paddled across Derwentwater in the Lakes in it, and also messed around in the Solent in it, as well as many other places.
     
  6. As a scuba diver I take safety very seriously

    If i buy an inflatable kayak I will ensure I go out fully equipped with mask, snorkel, bcd, regulators and a full tank
     
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  7. And it all packs up, including the paddle, into a bag you could fit in an airline locker, so doesn't take up much space.
    If I remember rightly it didn't come with a pump though, so I got a proper kayak pump from decathlon for something daft like a tenner.
     
  8. One of my most amusing trips in it, involved embarking from the not very good river bank of the (fast flowing) river flowing into Wastwater (Wasdale, Lakes), firstly chucking my 8yr old in, then I leapt in, then we washed down at superspeed into the lake then paddled around Wastwater , the deepest lake in Britain or something.
    We're both not dead.
     
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  9. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    Mate....if someone found sweets from their childhood that they've not seen since.....you'd be the one talking about trips to the dentist and fillings...
     
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  10. Thanks Lidl - you'll be keeping the RNLI busy all summer........
     
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  11. Moons

    Moons Supporter

    For inland stuff I thought there some kind of license/insurance? No idea who polices it mind
     
  12. On rivers and canals you need to be licensed, but I'd bet most who buy this won't.
     
  13. Being safe doesn’t have to mean taking the enjoyment out, so, taking into account the wealth of tlb advice and concerns, I have risk assessed this for @paulcalf

    Safety measures to implement;

    Wear one of these at all times

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    And only use the kayak in one of these

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    :D
     
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  14. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Oh yes, perhaps smash (very very gently) a plastic bottle of fizzy pop against it, then pretend your are her Lizziness and say “I name this bargain basement kayak Calf II. Gord bless ‘er, and all what sail in ‘er!”
     
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  15. I can see a new round of emailing lidl coming on.

    Any specific suggestions?

    How about

    Would using the kayak be more dangerous than driving a 1970s vw camper?

    Or is it more dangerous to eat 300+ raw quorn sausages or to use this kayak on the wye (without any training)?
     
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  16. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    You could try B&Q or Screwfix style enquiries:
    "Do I have to inflate this?"
    "Which motor would you recommend?"
    "Which size trailer do I need?"
    "Are puncture repair patches included?"
    "Which is the front?"
     
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  17. Louey

    Louey Moderator



    Louey
     
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  18. Looks great. I’d go for it.

    It would really shift with a 250hp Mercury on the back of it :thumbsup:
     
  19. We have an inflatable kayak from decathlon (it was £200) and had some fun in it before one of the bladders spontaneously burst. I may have overinflated though in a bid to stiffen it up. I don't see a problem with buying a cheap one for fun, but buy life vests and a decent pump too.

    The other considerations are
    1. You have to pump it up = effort
    2. You have to deflate it and pack it away=effort
    3. You have to dry it before packing it, or it will go mouldy. = Time and good weather
    4. If you take it out on the sea and get water in it from waves, or kids climbing in and out, it's flipping heavy, and an absolute Illegitimate child to get out of the water.
    5. You are guaranteed to slice your hands on the detachable fins every time you use it
    6. Get any sand in said fin runners, and you can't get them in/out without hitting them with a rock

    Having said all that, we took it for a week's holiday at the beach, and left it pumped up for the week, and it made the holiday


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