Just picked up an old friend

I’ve just picked up Jenny the breath lady, I haven’t seen her for months and was getting a bit worried, she’s had a spell in hospital, (not breath related) and is now back, she sends her love to you all

Ps she’s still looking for a man, if anyone is interested contact me by pm

 

Blimey @Suss you was quick, I’ll pass Jenny your number

 

All joking aside she is a nice lady but just don’t ask her questions that needs a “h” to start her reply

 

What like..."Halitosis"?

 

After dropping her off I could smell burning in my cab, I then realised her breath had burnt my eyebrows off

 

She’s just been in touch, she needs you to pick her up now Baz. She’s going to Hereford, Havant, Hungerford and Haverfordwest...for starters

 

I told her that @Suss was interested, she took one look at his picture and said she was staying in to clean her teeth

 

No thank you, too many hhhhhhhhs

 

Blimeee that was early does she do a milk round ? Glad she’s still breath ing .

 

Lucky you have no Hair @Barry Haynes

 

and he's put eyebrows not eyebrow......

 

She marks up the news papers, works at the hospital tea shop and works at the Methodist church on Sunday, busy girl our Jenny