Just had a £20 tip off a farmer. What should I do with it?

Jesus ..He must be one very very sick farmer ...anything over a fiver too them makes them fall backwards

 

Put it on Satanic Gerbil in the 4.30 at Kempton.

 

Do it. The guy's obviously ill.

It's like when bees sting you, they die. Same with Yorkshiremen who give you a shilling. The shock just kills them.

 

It’s almost certainly a fake.

 

You know you've been warned about taking payment I mean tips from Dirty lonely old farmers, now give it back and don't do it again dirty boy

 

They are trying to get rid of the old 20s from under the matress before the new ones come out

 

Good point. Did he give you four big old white fivers, Malc?

 

Euphemism?

 

A real farmer or a Hunters wellies and designer labrador farmer?

 

Just thought, was it magic beans?

 

Did you call him farmer Giles by any chance .my bet he's deaf and thought you said I've got piles so the £20 is for treatment cream ,he probably had them himself at some point and felt sorry for you

 

I would expect to be asked for a unpleasant favour when you next go there.

 

I agree, quick give him it back!

 

Well, that just shows how easy you are, I mean, for just £20 and he's become "a cut above"...... really