Does anyone know which page of the bible explains how to change water into wine? Asking for a friend.
A mathematician was having difficulties solving a problem to do with his constipation... in the end, tho, he managed to work it out with a pencil.
I was sat on the side of the bed the other day pulling off my boxers. My wife says I spoil those dogs.
My parents have admitted to me that the night I was conceived they were both really drunk on weak Aussie beer. It's never nice finding out you're a Fosters child! My wife left me because I'm going bald. I'm not bothered, it's hair loss I went into a Chinese takeaway last night. The owner of the shop said, "What do you do for a riving?" I said, "What do I do for a living? I'm a bit of a comedian." So the Chinese chap says, "Go on then, change colour." I said, "No! I'm not a chameleon, I'm a comedian." So then he says, "Tell me a joke, make me raff." I said, "You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?" Just then his wok caught fire, so I said, "Wok! Wok!" And he said, "Who der?"
