Importing a car diff to Jersey

Anyone done it?

 

Yes

 

Quite heavy, so postage is going to be a problem

 

Differential about Jersey but I do have one here in sunny Guernsey..

 

Perhaps I should split it?

 

Did you post it the long way around?

 

I nearly imported C. Diff. to Jersey once. I think it was that dodgy kebab I had on the ferry.

 

Did you ever know Sal Monella? Italian, used to live in Jersey. Lovely lady.

 

Ah yes. Edwina Currie used to buy her eggs off her. Lived next door to that nice chap E. Coli

 

Ediff Piaf once took a ferry from France to Jersey. Sang all the way apparently.

 

Christ, glad I wasn't on it.

 

Apparently she didn't regret it. ...

 

The cockneys on the ferry used to love her renditions of “Elevez les genoux Madame Brun!” and “Allons-y le long du Strand! (Avez une Banane!)”

 

I made a right cochon's oreille of that.

 

Followed by a chorus of "Genoux levés, Madame Marron"...

 

Ooh, you did that already!

 

Plume de ma tante!

 

Mangetout!

 

Petit Pois Rodders!!

 

That's about my level of French.