If you were exempt from the law for a day...

...and you could do just one bad thing without being incriminated for it?

I'd relieve Ed sheeran of his head with something like a machete

 

Is that such a bad thing?

 

It would be anarchy!

 

No, but it would be slightly illegal which is why I would wait for a day of lawlessness

 

I'd put a scooby engine in the van

 

So would I

 

I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the Rustbucket, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them

 

That statement seems to have loads of holes in it

 

Gosh, your such a reble at times!

 

I remember seeing signs for the A.G.M. of The Anarchist Society at university and thinking that they really hadn't grasped the concept of Anarchism very well.

 

You should put that in your “Customer Terms & Conditions”

 

Lifted straight out of the British Gas service contract.

 

People think it means something it isn't!
I blame Johnny Rotten!

 

I joined the local clairvoyant society, but the meeting was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances

 

Watch the Film The Purge

 

I would ride my bicycle...without a helmet! But not my motorbike.
Bicycle helmets have been compulsory in Australia since 1993...friends recently did a bike tour through Germany riding on paths...they said people laughed at them for wearing helmets and they were the only ones doing so....and felt embarrassed.

 

Hello stranger.

 

What do you mean? I see you every day on FB....

 

But not on here.

 

I've witnessed people being knocked unconscious 3 times from fairly innocuous tumbles off bikes, all were wearing helmets at the time. Makes me laugh when I see parents riding along with little kids, the kids have helmets but the parents don't , so what happens there, are the kids meant to sort out the emergency services when the adult is out cold?
Had a guy turn up to ride with us without helmet once, his argument was it was his head his choice, it was pointed out that should he have an accident it was likely he would expect us to help him out not leave him by the wayside but if he couldn't be arsed taking the most basic of precautions then why should we?