If she rings I'm busy

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jivedubbin, Sep 13, 2019 at 11:21 AM.

  1. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

  2. Some people might enjoy kissing a princess feet o_O
     
  3. Unless that princess happens to be @Barry Haynes :rolleyes:
     
  4. يرجى استخدام الكثير من الشريط PTFE
     
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  5. من فعل هذا؟ رعاة البقر؟ كل ذلك يجب أن يخرج.
     
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  6. She'll not ring you :eek:

    WhatsApp is the way to go :D
     
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  7. jivedubbin

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    No way
     
  8. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    Roughly translated

    May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your arm pits and may your PTFE fail
     
  9. How does that work? Isn't Arabic written right-to-left on the page..?
     
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  10. Not in Cheshire.
     
  11. Jive is part Tuareg. He's often seen around Chester on his "ship of the desert", installing boilers. Its surprising how many combis you can get on the back of a dromedary.
     
  12. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    Very true ,you are a wise man you have so much wisdom even the great Ahmed the third seems like a shrew of the desert compared to you
     
  13. Money
     
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  14. Just do what plumbers normally do.... Tell her you will be there 8.30 sharp a week on Tuesday then don't turn up! ;)
     
  15. He was. The plumber charged him £80 callout.
     
  16. Did he suck air between his teeth while slowly shaking his head?
     
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  17. Good job it wasn't the crown prince that gave the order. At least the plumber survived to tell the tale
     
  18. jivedubbin

    jivedubbin Moderator

    Funny ,not
     
  19. You shouldn’t touch her plumbing :eek:
     

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