I could totally do that....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Moons, Jan 12, 2019.

  1. Point of (PC gone mad) order Mr Chairman ...
    We of the left handed variety wish people would desist from the use of the term "cack handed"
    it being a reference to the use of the left hand for cleansing of the arris :hattip:
     
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  2. A defibrillator stops the heart so no point if it’s already stopped...?
     
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  3. It hasn’t stopped. It’s fibrillating, just twitching, not doing very much.
     
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  4. Exactly, so if no pulse no point in using defibrillator.
     
  5. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    But doesn’t it stop it and restart it in sync?
     
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  6. yes. so there would be a pulse. i think that's why you can't use them where no pulse is detected.
     
  7. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    I’ll have a go with ours tomorrow on one of the apprentices
     
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  8. :D
     
  9. They correct the ryhthm via a jolt
     
  10. Cattle prods are allways fun after a few beers
     
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  11. As far as I'm aware, it stops the fibrillation, giving your brain a chance to start the natural rhythm again (some manual assistance may be required).
     
  12. I could totally rock a wing suit; flying through the alps gliding across the top of trees.

    All you have to do is jump and then hold out your arms!! P.O.P. ;)
     
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  14. i think you should go for it! :thumbsup:
     
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  15. Moons

    Moons Moderator

    Ohhhhh....good shout!

    I reckon I could destroy a space station, after all used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.
     
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  16. i ve had it done too me 3 times
     
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  17. No! You do that really creepy bendy-over-handy thing while you're writing :eek:. We'll beat it out of you, don't you worry...
     
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  18. Oi! Not all of us do that, some of us were taught to write proper like! It just meant writing with a fountain pen at school was a smudgy mess coz you drag your hand across what you’ve just written, but at least there’s no funny bendy wrist thing going on.
    Best I just write in crayon really :D
     
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  19. You're excused ;).

    That bendy thing really creeps me out. First time I saw someone doing it, I thought there was something wrong with them...
     
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  20. I reckon I could open one of those electronic door lock things, like they do on the films. Apparently, despite being designed to be highly secure, you can short them out on the back with one croc clip lead from Maplins and the door opens. Ha! They never thought of that, did they?
     

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