I’m off down Asdas

Anyone want anything?

 

Yes please, a tube of hand cream, a box of tissues and a copy of health and efficiency please

 

They haven't got H&E. Will a copy of Womens Own do?

 

@snotty Long stand please.

 

They never bothered trimming there bushes in those days ....miss it

 

No I’ve read it, freeman’s catalogue ladies underwear supplement??

 

I doubt it very much it's all big bra's and big pants . He needs the McCoy .

 

Gin!

 

Can I have a no deal brexit please? Actually I’ll two of them if they are on special.

 

Been up the attic Barry?

 

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the money goes,
Pop! goes the weasel.[1]

 

I’m watching BBC World News. Andrew Neil has a ferret on his head.

 

Those were the days... number 13 please.

 

I bet you'd look good in number 14 Bazza.
Those pointy bra's would really enhance your moobs!!

 

Don't leave it too late- about 9pm they turn the lights low and the 'stackers' come out to work.

And the loons and hobbo's will be wandering about.

Like a remake of the Thriller video.

 

You mean six pack

 

He'll feel right at home then!