Hug a Vegetarian Day

No way. They fart and smell. I went on a date with a vegan once and the gas was awful and that was from me and one meal!!!!

 

im one of those vegi's... No one gave me a hug today.

 

Lets have a vegetarian group hug!!!!

 

Hitler was a vegetarian.

 

False deductive reasoning =
Hitler wasnt nice>Hitler was a vegeterian>vegetarians arent nice (False) or a vegetarian wasnt nice (true) comparing vegetarians with hitler isnt nice (true)

I'm bored, no one hugged me today, where's my carrot (perhaps it's because I'm actually a pescatarian, oh well...

 

I forgot to hug one yesterday.... can I hug one today? Where do you find them? ???

 

I still don't really want to hug one - but if someone sends me one I'll give it a go.