http://www.amazon.co.uk/Multi-Coloured-Beetles-Tied-Necktie-Dickie/dp/B004VMFQN4/ref=sr_1_112?s=shoes&ie=UTF8&qid=1314277808&sr=1-112 OMG
I was worried clicking on that link - Phew! There are very few people that can carry off wearing a bow tie but this may suit Techno.
At least you can feel happy knowing scene tax is included in the price AND you can have peace of mind knowing it will fit properly, Amazon dont do JK tat do they?