friends daughters mate went on her driving lesson first one , at university no brains , come to a pelican crossing stopped , instructor says red light means , she say stop , good says he , amber means she says get ready yes says he but can ye hear that BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP beepppppppppp yes she says do ye no what that sound is for naw she says thats for the blind quick as a flash she says i did nt no the blind could drive well the instructor folded laughing his head of , she was the one that told us and she said i did nt even no what he was laughing at de you lol owen nw edeles friend then told us that he daughte r went for a job interview this morning all went well they offered her the job there and then , the boss man says how flexible are ye to start she says i can touch me toes lol owen nw O0
My old friend Joel once told me a sad thing about his idiot boyfriend. He said every morning he would wake up and walk into the bath room to find him standing in front of the mirror, shirtless, with his arms clamped down firmly at his sides. Finally, Joel asked what the Hell he was doing. Leaning over and reaching carefully for his deodorant without lifting his arms, the boyfriend points out where the label says, "Close tightly after each use.". True story.
