When I bought my cooker, it definitely said it had a self cleaning lining..... I have taken it at it’s word for the last 18 years and it seems to be doing a very good job.
So does ours, but when does it do it? I've taken to getting up at 3 in the morning creeping down to the kitchen and flipping the light on, in 4 years I've never seen it doing it.........
my neighbours are so posh, they pay someone to come round and clean their oven, seems its a trend here in Tunbridge Wells, personally I'm disgusted.
If you want to be disgusted you should see the state of our oven it’s probably easier to get a new oven
S’magic..... tiny little heat-resistant oven cleaning fairies that live in the deepest darkest corners, feasting on charred crumbs of pizza and slightly congealed goose fat that got splashed everywhere when you were pretending to know what ‘basting a turkey’ meant whilst trying not to snigger because it sounded slightly rude, last Christmas. Or something.
Oooh, is it the same one that turns the fridge light on? I keep opening the fridge real quick, I'll catch him out one day and he'll be too late to turn it on.
Possibly a second cousin. Slightly different in it’s eating habits, preferring mouldy cheese and that slightly crusty rancid milk that pools in the shelves on the back of the door, plus it can tolerate a much cooler climate.
People pay to have their shopping delivered, to have their dogs walked, to have their gardens mowed, their houses cleaned and their washing ironed. Then pay to join a gym because they're not getting enough exercise..........
