Boris Johnsons first decision will be to stop the cold leaking from Scotland doon into England with his very own Trumptastic border. "Those bloody nincompoop Scots can keep the cold where it bloody well belongs" he will trumpet from his gloom box at Downing street later today. Moray MP and Boris No.1 fan Duggie Ross beamed ," i and the people of Morayshire welcome this wall and i, we will support anything Boris bumbles aboot if it will further my career."
That must be because the anarchical humour of Mayall and Edmondson had gone off the boil and become a little wearing??