Goodness me...

What do you mean "these days"?
He's been limp wristed for quite a while!!

 

Not related to the Count by any chance ?

 

Possibly! I often go walking on the moors with my hounds and I tend to avoid the sun!

 

Bar tat?

 

It's raining,here...

 

Bah t'at . Translates as 'Without a hat.' But as once was said to me on Mendip by some rosey faced locals in the New Inn at Priddy' Weez likes irt whenz yerz forners makes ee effort.'

 

Oh ahhh! You bin 'ard, bin ee?

 

Which translates as ' I suppose you think your tough,do you?'

 

Did you by any chance, happen to observe any ducks playing football?

 

I'm afraid I have to correct you!
It's actually "baht 'at". Baht is Yorkshire dialect for "without" and 'at is "hat" with a dropped h. There is no "the" in the phrase.

No need to call me a pedant, I know that already.

 

Pedant, isn’t that what Saville is?

 

Very correct as you can see from my original post there is no "the" but there is most certainly an "a". This was used to put across more the feel of the colloquial for our unfortunate southern brethren.
Ooooofff! Eat my goal on pedantry.

 

Understand that deffo.

 

its cold outside am still on t shirts but have slippers on

 

Still being pedantic, I must remind you that right now, Saville is rotting meat! I think you mean Saville was but I'm not.