Watching Michael McIntyre show and Westlife's new song called 'Hello my love' has the following lyrics: 'Cause you could have someone without a belly or a temper Perfect teeth, hair growing where it's meant to You know my lips are all I can hold against you This is all that I'll ever need, you and I Hair growing where it's meant to????? So they don't like bald women?
Driving so fast ’bout to ******* on myself,Driving so fast ’bout to ******* on myself,Driving so fast ’bout to ******* on myself.
Desiree I don’t want to see a ghost It’s the sight that I fear most I’d rather have a piece of toast Travis Why Does It Always Rain on Me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen? Snap I’m as serious as cancer When I say rhythm is a dancer
I always thought this one was a corker from the pen of Paul (stupid haircut) Weller, Walls Come Tumbling Down, rhyming “carrot” with “have not” “Until the unity is threatened by Those who have and who have not Those who are with and those who are without And dangle jobs like the donkey's carrot”
This one from the Big O always makes me chuckle... “I drove all night to get to you Is that all right? I drove all night, crept in your room Woke you from your sleep to make love to you Is that all right?” Is that alright? Is that alright did you say? Are you havin’ a lycheeing laff Roy? I’ve got to be up in 3 hours time to work the early shift in a job I hate, the kids are all poorly with croup, the house is getting repossessed and I’m being investigated for benefit fraud.....and you drove over here cos you’re feeling a bit frisky!?!?!? So no, it’s not all-lycheeing-right!
I bought you mail order My plain wrapper baby Your skin is like vinyl The perfect companion You float my new pool De luxe and delightful Inflatable doll My role is to serve you Disposable darling Can't throw you away now Immortal and life size My breath is inside you I'll dress you up daily And keep you till death sighs Inflatable doll Lover ungrateful I blew up your body But you blew my mind
If you've never had one And don't recognize the taste It's a cylindrical bit of pork wrapped In a puff pastry case Beige, baked, and golden Holier than grace Grab it whilst it's pipin' hot and Shove it in your face! Their party sized to foot long Listen to your belly groan Don't you remember We built this city We built this city on sausage rolls We built this city We built this city on sausage roll Built this city We built this city on sausage rolls
I feel compelled to defend Kirsty MacColl, the lyrics are: I saw two shooting stars last night I wished on them but they were only satellites Is it wrong to wish on space hardware I wish, I wish, I wish you'd care Makes sense in context
