You are denying a village of its idiot is one of mine, along with "I haven't the patience or the crayons to explain this properly to you."
I struggle with your thought process. Lecturer to me after marking an hand written assignment. “ Have you thought of taking a medical subject? Me “ no why” Him “ Your handwriting is like my GP’s prescription” “ you have a face for radio Malc”
My other favourite is... German footballer, Becky calls me this when she is really annoyed with me, Term of endearment amongst my friends
Lol. It doesn’t actually mean anything. It’s just a generic lighthearted insult. as in “ he’s alright most of the time, but he can be a bit of a cockwomble when he’s had a drink”
You're not pretty enough to be that stupid Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!
ugly enough to scare a police horse, he/she could eat an apple through a letterbox! More kids than teeth! They would spoil a good couple (this describes two ugly people who are together)