Favourite Insult

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Pony, Oct 18, 2019.

  1. You are denying a village of its idiot is one of mine, along with "I haven't the patience or the crayons to explain this properly to you."
     
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  2. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    You're so ugly you look like your face caught alight and someone put it out with a shovel:thumbsup:
     
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  3. If you had another quarter of a brain, you’d be a half wit
     
  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    I struggle with your thought process.

    Lecturer to me after marking an hand written assignment. “ Have you thought of taking a medical subject?

    Me “ no why”

    Him “ Your handwriting is like my GP’s prescription”


    “ you have a face for radio Malc”
     
  5. Silly Woman!
     
  6. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    My other favourite is...

    German footballer,

    Becky calls me this when she is really annoyed with me,

    Term of endearment amongst my friends
     
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  7. I particularly like referring to people as

    a weapon

    A Hampton

    a cockwomble

    bellend.

    numpty
     
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  8. nicktuft

    nicktuft Supporter

    The Gallic shrug.
     
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  9. Face like a smacked arse!
     
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  10. Asking for a friend, what's a cockwomble?
     
  11. Bubblehead or faceache...... both describe the Zelda look-a-like ex!
     
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  12. Lol. It doesn’t actually mean anything. It’s just a generic lighthearted insult. as in

    “ he’s alright most of the time, but he can be a bit of a cockwomble when he’s had a drink”
     
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  13. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Supporter and teachers pet

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
     
  14. matty

    matty Supporter

    You're not pretty enough to be that stupid

    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!
     
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  15. Face like the back of a bus
    Are you happy ?- well why don't you tell your face
     
  16. ugly enough to scare a police horse, he/she could eat an apple through a letterbox!

    More kids than teeth!

    They would spoil a good couple (this describes two ugly people who are together)
     
  17. DubCat

    DubCat Sponsor

    I unblock my nose in your general direction!
     
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  18. Harvey Smith
     
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  19. Young 'uns won't get this! Double finger salute! :thumbsup:
     
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  20. Believe me they use it thou o_O
     
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