Farmers say. . . . .

I'm just pondering.


There is a billboard on the A303 just east of Ilchester with the comment:


Farmers say. . . . .


It is then blank.


So what do farmers say?

 

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

ged ooorrrffff my laaaand

 

Other than "we don't make any money " I'd guess at "I'm having a bad year due to the weather as it don't rain enough"

 

Think Tractor

 

John Deere?

 

i wish someone would offer me £4million for my land so i can retire in barbados whilst they build new houses

 

ooh that reminds me.. i did the euro lottery for tonight

 

"How much????"

 

hello FLW!!! was wondering where you were

 

see ewe soon

 

Ill pay you next week?

 

The one I just spoke to said
"Sorry mate, I'll be right down to get them cows outta yar garden, bloody animals"

 

"get your coows outa my barn"

"i've got a combine harvester and i give you the key"

 

why do farmers make love to sheep at the edge of the cliff


































cause they push back harder
o rrrrrrrrrr thats right