"EXPENSIVE" camping list......

http://www.docstoc.com/docs/144994149/Westfalia-Camping-List

 

Worryingly I think we have most of that in the van already...

 

capers? who the hell takes capers on holiday?

Other than the Wilmas of course

 

I'm not taking any children or couscous

 

so you have 4 whistles and walkie talkies?

 

I know four may seem like overkill but the peas could come in handy

 

Have you seen a devon one ala barney

 

Seriously, I'm one whistle short!

Holy Marmite, you pack some crap in that bus. I'm not complaining as I ate most of it

 

packets of it even

 

Ummmm - guilty

 

dust pan?

 

that's a shame they appear to be missing a few essentials e.g masala daba (spice box), Handpresso coffee machine, folding mandolin for those essential julienned vegetables... I could go on but suspect I have embarrassed myself enough already, I'll get my coat.

 

That is an amateur camping list.
Firstly there is no seperate biscuits category. Secondly no mention of dressing up clothes or circus equipment and thirdly no ear plugs.

 

to be fair, i thought the list was useless when i saw no tick box for cider and pot noodle.

 

I know now whats misssing from the van
Snorkel
Hair stuff
Fiddle
Walletts
Address book
Water colours
Money
Camp kitchen
nearly forgot the fanny pack on page two

 

Miscellaneous. Wallets and Money !! Would the money not be in the wallet ?

 

nooooooo, the wife has the money, the wallet is just for show....

 

What..........no gin or champagne........... What sort of camping list is it???

 

I've been told this morning that I need a trinket tray for all the stuff I 'throw' on the side .....

 

Gin, rum, vodka, port, wine, etc?