Excuse me

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barry Haynes, Aug 4, 2016.

  1. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    As you all know by now, I like a bit of a laugh, so I'm entitled to one serious thread so here goes, and excuse me


    I've been worried for a while about a pain I've been having in the, you know ,never region, I went for a ultra sound today and some other tests ,I then saw the consultant, he examined me then said he wanted me to have a MRI scan, I asked him what he was thinking and was something wrong, he just said I should make an appointment to see him after I've had the MRI,
    I'm worried, over to you lot, then back to the silly stuff
     
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  2. Fruitcake

    Fruitcake Supporter

    It'll be fine, I had a pain there , had a scan and a camera up the old chap, turned out I had nodules on the prostrate which was fixed with a course of tablets. Focus on the silly stuff :)
     
  3. Mine dropped off


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  4. Good that you went to get checked out, I assume the consultant was a Urologist.
     
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  5. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    if you don't stop moaning i'll give you something to cry about.
     
  6. Stick to funny mate, your talking boIIox :D
     
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  7. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I told my wife I posted this, she recons the reason the consultant asked me the have an MRI is because he couldn't see my old chap on the ultra sound, cheeky cow
     
  8. This thread is useless without pics...
     
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  9. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    i have one of patrick swayze, i think it got him? or eddie yeats the bin man?
     
  10. I had a ache , gorgeous young female doctor examined my manhood .. Man all I could think about was not getting a boner .... I couldn't work out if I'd rather a bloke did it or not ... Wife and kids still take the Micky years later
     
  11. By all means worry! It wont make any difference whatsoever. However, good on you for getting checked out. Im always convinced im dying and it turns out its just something else going a bit wrong.
     
  12. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    With My past record I'm expecting to cut mine of one day, pictures will be available. :D
     
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  13. been there also...........
    young female doctor for examination, never thought I'd have a problem dropping my kecks but I had to think about it for a second then what the hell.
    the worst part for me was having a catheter fitted for a while but that went even worse when having it removed by the nurse from hell pulling it out infront of the group of young student nurses as training,,,, shi""" I knew a couple of them. get yourself checked.

    right back to normal everyone........................
     
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  14. Dazza

    Dazza Eyebrow not high brow

    Aching knackers ?could merely be an infection , I've had it before ...ignored it for as long as I could like you do.. Course of antibiotics and all was well
     
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  15. i had to get a finger up the bum job , i wasn t laughing edele was sitting the other side of the curtain , holding tiny and using him to stop her laughing , me protesting to the doc that i didn t need it i could tell him , and edele in tears at this stage ,doc smiled putting on his glove smack on his hand he said roll over and pull your legs up , edele the bitch was histerics at this stage ,me still protesting , next thing it went in , flupping hell ye would have heard me in cork yelpping ,and the bitch in floods of tears out side , i stumbled out from be hind the curtain , tear in me eye saying jesus i could never be gay lol i feel your pain lol
     
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  16. Bestest wishes Barry
     
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  17. Lazy Andy

    Lazy Andy Supporter

    Easy to worry about the worst diagnosis in these situations, but as a few have mentioned they're lots of simple fixes for simple probs...

    Well done for bring it up (ahem) on a public forum tho... hopefully a couple of readers have gone and had a fiddle tonight and booked a check up if they need to!
     
  18. Whatever you do, please don't google your symptoms, just wait for the appointment and the test results. We are lucky in our country to have health care available with expert consultants and modern diagnostics and treatments. Worry you not, I have been there. You will be fine.
     
  19. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    Well done for getting a check up. Hope it goes well.
    I'm glad your wife is saying it how it is :)
     
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  20. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Are you my mother? :confused::eek:
     
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