Embarassing moments revisited

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Sep 5, 2011.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    It was the 17 dec 2002 and Lou was in the labour ward at worcester hospital but wanted some sweets and stuff .
    it was 11oclock at night but being the kind soul i am i cleared the ice from the car and and went trawling through the worcester fog looking for a 24/7 .

    Half hour later a bright neon light appeared through the murk - a tesco's garage - in i went like a flash and forgetting to grab a basket i filled my arms with goodies - chocolate , pringles , peanuts , cakes anything i thought might satisfy her craving , overloaded with treats i joined one one of the queues but with only two very uninterested cashiers the queues got longer.

    As i waited patiently i suddenly had the urge to sneeze but not wanting to sneeze all over the person in front i twisted my hand up to my nose and pinched my nostrils together - This had the most embarrassing affect ever , i still sorta sneezed but restricted the release of pressure , which then changed direction and headed to the other end of my personage and i let out the biggest longest loudest fart i have ever farted - it went on for ages - i could have died, the people behind me joined the other queue and it was longer - by the time i got to the cashier ( who just happened to be drop dead gorgeous ) i was so red in the face you could have toasted bread on me , man if ever i wanted a hole to swallow me up it was then.

    i could'nt drop everything and run as i had run out of ciggies , so i had to go though the whole checking out process while all these people giggled -Lou knew something had gone on and said i was still red when i got back to the hospital , i still get embarrassed just thinking of it and every year on Wills birthday the story gets told [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Come on then , lets go again , anyone else got any embarassing moments ??
     
  2. hailfrank

    hailfrank Admin esq.

    i like the stuck in bath one lol
     
  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

     

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