It was the 17 dec 2002 and Lou was in the labour ward at worcester hospital but wanted some sweets and stuff . it was 11oclock at night but being the kind soul i am i cleared the ice from the car and and went trawling through the worcester fog looking for a 24/7 . Half hour later a bright neon light appeared through the murk - a tesco's garage - in i went like a flash and forgetting to grab a basket i filled my arms with goodies - chocolate , pringles , peanuts , cakes anything i thought might satisfy her craving , overloaded with treats i joined one one of the queues but with only two very uninterested cashiers the queues got longer. As i waited patiently i suddenly had the urge to sneeze but not wanting to sneeze all over the person in front i twisted my hand up to my nose and pinched my nostrils together - This had the most embarrassing affect ever , i still sorta sneezed but restricted the release of pressure , which then changed direction and headed to the other end of my personage and i let out the biggest longest loudest fart i have ever farted - it went on for ages - i could have died, the people behind me joined the other queue and it was longer - by the time i got to the cashier ( who just happened to be drop dead gorgeous ) i was so red in the face you could have toasted bread on me , man if ever i wanted a hole to swallow me up it was then. i could'nt drop everything and run as i had run out of ciggies , so i had to go though the whole checking out process while all these people giggled -Lou knew something had gone on and said i was still red when i got back to the hospital , i still get embarrassed just thinking of it and every year on Wills birthday the story gets told Come on then , lets go again , anyone else got any embarassing moments ??