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It needs to be asked if hes ever had sex on the pool table

Depending on his answer the comical value of the follow up questions is endless lol

 

How often does it need mowing?
How big are your balls?
How deep are your pockets ?

Pay up !!!

 

Maybe he used the snooker table as a fat loss aid?

Worked for Alex Higgins :-

 

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Go for it chaps

A whole 6 days of fun to be had !

 

In Barbados 4 years ago I met the couple that ACTUALLY started Chorley FM

It's a real radio station and was so before Phoenix Nights.

Blokes name was Alan something. Used to be the agent for Keith Harris and Orville !

Apparently he still DJs on there. He appeared on the Peter Kay/Proclaimers charity song a few years ago.

 

I grew up in westhoughton so when i watch peter kay i just see normal life i grew up in lol

 

Did you used to play snooker in the Tony Knowles suite ?

 

It's collect only which means you actually have to meet the plum.

 

He's half the man he once was.

Apparently.

 

Can someone ask him if it's never been used then how is he sure it actually works ?

 

Ah - I spoofed my load on my first question.

Can someone ask him why there are so many yellow balls in the picture?

 

I'd like to know why he has a buy it now of

 

He says will not post to big, collect only.

I wonder if he'll post to Luton though.

Grammar C