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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by jivedubbin, Sep 5, 2011.

  1. [table] [tr][td] If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.

    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

    If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you would have received a £214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

    A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!


    Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?[/t][/t][/td][/tr][/table]
     
  2. As real ale mostly comes in bottles and we have a bottle bank round the corner where the proceeds get given to our village I reckon I have single handedly paid for the new pre - school building ;)
     
  3. lol
     
  4. Brilliant ;D
     
  5. I'll drink to that!!! ;D
     
  6. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    To George!!

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  7. 41 miles to the gallon - I'm more efficient than my bus ;)
     
  8. dog

    dog Tea Boy

    :doglol:
     

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