Does anyone know if this is a Norvern bug ?

Weve got sumat since being away norf of that what ford gap init. Its a very dry froat , n head ache, like too much pressure , weird im coffin lots too , betty is similar but in smaller amounts , anyone know what it is ? Bird flew ? weve been near norvern birds n booze ? new moanee err ? Any ideas ?, whats worry in me ,both @Silver and @WoodyLubber said put me darn in ya will for me bus when i was upt their, and @sANDYbAY bob said we would have come n seen you tonight but you wont be hear so theirs no point

 

Yup, you're on borrowed time Barney. Didn't you and Betty have them in knock you lations before ya cummed up ear?

 

Sounds very much like Ebola to me...

 

Sorry about that Barn we have that effect on people : D or did you drink out of @sANDYbAY 's red mug ?

 

oh yeh , hes the tlb shipman

 

Are you sure it's not cystitis?

 

I'm guessing it's from over eating Too much sugar maybe.

 

says the man that et my sunday dinner n all my balls off the floor of ya car

 

Had it twice this year and is a sod to shift Barnes. Typed slowly due to numerous intravenous bits of plumbing in the arms and ECG monitoring wires everywhere.
Ahhh, the light! Gran? is that really you?.....

 

DON'T WALK TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!!!

 

I CAN'T HELP IT!!!

 

Did some one mention beer?

 

It sounds like Manflu. Us Norveners don't suffer from it though. We're well ard!

 

we had ta fight um all off before they got ta you though

 

Dibbs on your van.

 

Nope its doing the rounds. The ideal disease from its point of view. Makes people a bit ill. When it wants to hop to another victim it makes the carrier sneeze once then faint from the pain of the headache..

 

I've read recently in The Lancet that early symptoms of Bird Flu involve the murder of the English Language.


Do you demonstrate any of these symptoms?

 

na , nun a tall.

 

Worse still, I nearly fainted surrounded by people at least 20 years older than me in the middle of the Flower Show in Cardiff on Saturday..

But it would have been alright because I had already been to Barry to collect the £51 eBay engine. And it was in the back of my car.

 

any leeks